My favorite classical music pun was overheard at Hartt: “I’m not anti-kofiev; I’m PRO-kofiev.”
As one can guess, I love puns, and the more dad-humor-like versions that draw side-eye from my significant other, the better.
Hit me up with some of your favorite classical music puns.
Here’s a start: http://www.wqxr.org/story/268012-top-five-terrible-puns-classical-music/
-Dan
Frederick Frahm
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DanLisMusic
Hi Dan, Very good! I did have to Bach up and re-read it , but I got it! MG
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Why is Schoenberg’s phone number so long?
Because he always has 12 tones.
A conservatory had a reunion for all of its female graduates.
They really enjoyed being back at their Alma Mahler.
I went to a restaurant today, and it was incredibly noisy and the line slowly unfolded.
The food was quite Grisey.
What do you call a musician sprinting down an aisle at church? Pew mosso.
“Why did you sit there in silence?” I asked. “Because that’s how I Feld, man.”
Why did Benjamin get hurt when playing with the puppies?
Because he was Britten.